Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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