I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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