ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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