Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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