youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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