Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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