I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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