Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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