'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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