In the future we'll all be gay
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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