But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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