She's JV to your varsity
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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