Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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