is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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