Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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