Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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