its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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