I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I wear drunk well.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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