someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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