Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
