That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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