so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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