Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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