I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
we're making bets on your personal life
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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