If i come over, it means nothing
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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