Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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