3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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