Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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