your parents love me but you hate me
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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