i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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