Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
