tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You're a waste of cheezeits
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
We need to get me chipped asap
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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