Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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