is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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