There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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