You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
you never un-have a 4some
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I DEMAND FORESKIN
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
