Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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