So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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