just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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