His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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