Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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