I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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