I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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