I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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