i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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