i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
