We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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