i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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