just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
