would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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