I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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