Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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