I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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