its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2