theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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